Who TF Would Fall for This Shit?

Here is one of the Dumbest e-Mails I've received in my lifetime. The R-HTK4 is the name for an Asian cell phone.

Since the image might be a little hard to read, here is the full text:

Attn:

Due to the congestion in our mail server and frequent receipt of spam emails, All e-mail ID needs to be updated with our F-Secure R-HTK4S new version anti-spam/anti-virus/anti-spyware 2013. You are required to fill the details below and send back to us, these information would allow us validate your account and avoid it being suspended.

Full name:

Username/ID:

Password:

Re-confirm Password:

Thanks for using our webmail services.

Mail Administrator.

                                                                     © Copyright 2013. All rights reserved.

"This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify the system manager and delete it from your system. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Institute. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. This department accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this Email."

  SNORK!


Asterisk A. Ant

Today's Butt Chap

Don't companies who try to sell you shit under the guise of being a government agency really chap your behind?

Just take a close look at the redacted mail piece below our beautiful official female butt-chap human.

Don't worry, I'm not going to bite her... it's not even me, it's a tattoo. Whoda thunk it? Tattooing an ant on your behind.

This piece of caca is obviously targeted at overwhelmed small business people and harried clerical departments.

Open this up....

and you get something that looks like a government invoice and an orderform for $19.95 and $5.95 postage and handling.

When on the State of Colorado government website they are FREE, either by download or by mail.

OK, one sort-of pseudo defense for the people who sent this out, there are lots of people who charge more, much more --- but their mailings don't look like they come from an official government agency.


Bite you later...
Asterisk A. Ant, Esq.
P.S. Thought about calling these posts Today's Bite on the Butt... but thought some people might be offended at that. Let me know what you think? Majority rules.